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Sarcastic blonde fashion student. 21 yr old prodigy.


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guy:

real footage of me during a job interview

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

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vintagechampagnefever:

Feature from a 1950s Frederick’s of Hollywood 

bollockstoyourassmar:

My favorite scene in the whole movie.

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pastelprincessish:

thisiswhiteculture:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

white people got they priorities all the way fucked up

there are two people visibly contributing to the memorial in this photo and one of them is black but hey way to contribute to the erasure of poc who don’t agree with you, yeah?

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mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

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cressus:

     No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.  
     -   Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini

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meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board

let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

I actually feel a lot better…thank you 

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When Joe pulls his hand out of the mouth, it appears to be missing, causing Anya to scream. He then pops his hand out of his sleeve and laughs. Hepburn’s shriek was not acting— Peck decided to pull a gag he had once seen Red Skelton do, and did not tell his co-star beforehand.

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cosplay-in-the-usa:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

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a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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vintagechampagnefever:

Rudolph Valentino